Iron Man = porn.

qglas:

Me: Tony Stark is so hot.

Ari: No, he’s an asshole.

Me: Okay, he is, but he’s also Robert Downey, Jr.  Who is so hot.

Ari: Nah.

Me: Whabuguh.

Smeg: Nope, don’t see it either.

Ari: It’s just you, honey.

Me: Just me and THE INTERNET.

Iron man is not hot.  He’s an asshole who’s purpose in my life is to get the spanking he roundly deserves.

RDJ is also not hot.  He’s kinda funny looking with stuff on his face and weird arms.  I mean, look….

 

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